What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No way

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No go.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

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